ZodiacAttack

adventuresofac asked: Just wanted to leave a quick note & say that seriously EVERYTHING you post about Sagittarius is me exactly. I sent your "Annoying Shit a Sag Says" post to my mother and she called me laughing because it was me in a nutshell!! So thanks for being so incredibly accurate! It's appreciated! :)

hahaha Both my mother, my sister, and my most notorious ex are Sagittarius. I know way more than I would like to. hahah Glad you enjoyed it :)

wowwatapic asked: For Capricorn,
what do you mean by "ages backwards"?
I'm afraid I don't understand. :c

It means Capricorns act like adults when they’re young, and make up for lost immaturaties as they get older to make up for lost time.

It’s usually extremely easy to tell if a young child is a Capricorn because they’re the precocious ones always asking questions, tattling, pretending to be grown up, and they rarely ever challenge what their parents or other adults tell them. Think mini-CEO’s. Because of this early onset of maturity (most of the time) they can comfortably slack off as they reach their golden years because they’ve had a savings account since they were 12.

Also, people with Capricorn in their other planets like Venus, Mars, or moon may display this business-like attitude in their romantic relationships, and because they think of long term consequences while they’re young, most will age a lot more gracefully than other signs.

justawallflowerx asked: Just wanted to say that on your personal account you answered one of my questions and recommended really good book choices concerning the zodiac that have helped me alot, thank you! and I'm so glad you made unique astrology page that just doesn't give the same repetitive facts that others give.

I do also have a question though. I know you didnt want to deal with general relationship advice and stuff, but I have a question concerning aries. I'm a capricorn and seeing this guy who is an aries, which is nice because he's all fiery and gets me out of my comfort zone and whatnot, but it will be all fooling around and having fun for a couple weeks then nothing again without ever reaching the grand finale. And then some time passes and we start up again at square one, this has happened multiple times. I know aries are all about the chase, and get bored easily. The key is to be somewhat unattainable to keep their interest. Any general advice on how to keep an aries or at least have them finish what they start?

Hello again lovely!

The key to keeping an Aries (& I’m sorry for offending any Arieans reading this) is to always be in view but slightly out of reach. It seems immature but they respond to jealousy & a challenge. Next time he wants to fool around turn him down or leave early without a good explanation to make him scratch his head & wonder about you for a change. To put it bluntly, give him a taste of his own medicine.

Those with Headstrong Aries in their chart even the sweetest, least selfish ones are so wrapped up in their own lives that they’re often unaware of how others will perceive their actions.

If it gets to the point where he’s just using you though, ditch him before he gets the chance to ditch you. It’ll drive him crazy.

a-abovetheinfluence asked: What are your thoughts on two virgos dating. My girlfriend and I just broke up.. and I'm trying to win her back. Is it meant to be?

I’ve seen a lot of them thrive because the two people are so different, but I’ve also seen a lot of them fail because they’re too alike.

Virgos (even though I love you guys to death)

always think that what they do is for the best.

Even if they’re wrong they’re right.

Every decision they make is for a damn good reason.

If you two are scarily alike and you definitley have your heart set on winning her back, she is probably definitly not going to have it.

However, being a Virgo you know her pretty damn well. Even all the little ticks & quirks she she has & isn’t even aware of. It never hurts to try! You should think of something she has always loved that reminds her of her childhood and use it to win her back. Virgos, Aquarians, and Scorpios have really strong nostalgic ties to their childhood years

GOOD LUCK!

dontfeedthewhore asked: How do we figure our our ascending/ descending stuff..? Sorry if this is a dumb question :P

I’ve already answered this question but just google Free Birthchart or Natal Chart and it’ll pop up. CafeAstrology.com is the most informative though

erinariana asked: This is going to sound really dumb, but can you explain the ascendant, sun, and moon signs? I just for some reason don't get it. I don't know how to even figure mine out. (Pisces, March 3rd)

Not dumb at all! :) I’m putting this question in my FAQ

The zodiac signs lie in a wheel in our galaxy’s constellations.

Your Sign that you know (yours for instance is Pisces) is your Sun Sign. it’s where the Sun was when you were born. The Sun stays in each sign for about a month each every year starting mid month (usually the 18th-21st) the axact dates vary by year.

Your Moon Sign is where the moon was when you were born, but this changes every day  to a day and a half so if you dont know what time you were born it could only be 1 of 2 signs.

Your Ascendant is the varying degree and it changes signs every hour or so. That’s why twins born even just an hour apart can have totally different personalities.

• Your Sun is your essence. It’s what Motivates you. Your character.
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  Your Moon effects your subconcious & feeling side. Your habits & what makes you feel secure & insecure.
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  Your Ascendant is your “style” it greatly effects your overall physique and it’s the vibe that people receive from you before they even know you.

reflektive-deactivated20110822 asked: I was wondering if it's rare to have all three water signs are your ascendant, sun and moon signs (scorpio, pisces and cancer respectively).
Additionally, I'm curious as to what the beneficial aspects of this are, likewise with the drawbacks.
Please and thank you very much for your time. <3

This is actually a really good question! :)
All the planets, alignments & houses are set by multiples of 12
So think of a pizza that’s cut into 12 slices & put another identical but slightly smaller 12 slice pizza on top of that. Repeat until you have 12 pizzas in varying sizes stacked up so they can be rotated or spun slice by slice & level by level like those color wheels artists and painters use.
Each slice represents the signs and the 12 pizzas on top of each other represent the 9 planets + Sun + Moon + Ascendent.
So its all math & I cant math but its figure-out-able.
& to answer your personal question, your chart makes you extremely changeable so it’s hard to say. But I know for sure that having that much water in your system makes you extremely suseptable to addictions.(drugs, alcohol, bad girlsfriends, etc.)
 Also, Your mood can and will effect your health more than others. But overall you’re extremely easy to get along with :)

strangearcher-deactivated201207 asked: What is an accurate description of a Sagittarius Sun, Capricorn Moon and Capricorn Rising?

Good Shit:

• Your friends love you.
• You get things Done.
• You’re Productive.
• You’re Creative with a Business Mindset- which is what creative people need to survive but most of them lack in the latter area.
• You’re a mover & a shaker.
• You’re an extremely fast-learner.
• You’re Self-Motivated & Fiercely Independent.

Bad Shit:

• You’re Trendy.
• You can be Extremely Narcissistic & Shallow.
• You Gossip
• You Judge.
• You have the tendency to be or become a goldigger.

verylovelybloodflow-deactivated asked: this may not be good enough a question to be answered but i've really been struggling lately.
i'm a capricorn and i live with an aries and two libra. me and the libra are constantly fighting, we see eye-to-eye on almost nothing. is there anything i can do to try and get on with them better? x.x

Libras naturally love to argue and they can find flaws in everyone and everything. I don’t know much about you or your roommates but from experience, the only way to get a Libra off your back is to have something they want and dangle it in front of them.

When they start acting out, just picture them as a 16 year old girl screaming “I HATE YOU!! to her parents and runs off slamming doors because they got her a Honda instead of a BMW.

If you were this 16 year old’s mom you’d slyly let it slip that your friend wants to get rid of her BMW and you’re thinking about it.

The 16 year old would slip out of her room, gush and smile and be on her best damn behavior right?

that analogy is the best I can do :/

kai-face asked: Alright, I told myself I didn't have any questions for you but then I thought of one.

I'm a Leo (born August 7), and my dad is a Taurus (May 16). My dad and I have always had an up and down relationship - some days we can just sit and talk for hours, hang out, watch movies, have fun. Other days we absolutely want to kill each other. However, I'm starting to notice that things aren't like this with my roommate, who is also a Taurus (April 27). As far as I've observed, we get along really well, have great, fun conversations, and we haven't really had any fights (yet). I've never really paid attention to which signs get along and which don't, and etc., but I don't really get why my relationship seems to be so rocky with my dad, but so smooth sailing with my roommate, because they're so much alike. Do you have any thoughts on why this might be?

there are many reasons why this could be.

One could be the age difference.

The other could be your actual relationship. Picture your roommate with a daughter who acts just like you. Do you see your roommate getting in fights with his hypothetical daughter? Taurus’ tend to have this habit of deciding where they stand and how they will let themselves behave in front of each person in their life and won’t change.

also, I’m sure your dad’s chart is totally different from your roomates considering the date and year. Usually when Real astrologers need to find out how two people are going to act and treat each other in a relation ship they compare the moon and venus sign of person A to the Sun of person B & vice versa.

Your roommate is also alot closer to being an Aries than your father, and Aries & Leo usually get along swimmingly in domestic situations.